Marriage Jokes

Lagi pengen berbagi humor dalam B. Inggris nich….



Wife: “Honey… what are you looking for?”

Husband: “Nothing.”

Wife: “Nothing?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour…”

Husband: “I was just looking for the expired date.”


Wife : (showing her new gown to her husband) what do you think, honey? Do I look pretty?

Husband : yes…. Pretty…. Pretty ugly…


Wife: “Do you want dinner?”

Husband: “Sure, what are my choices?”

Wife: “Yes and no.”


Son: “Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”

Mom: “Well, you have done the right thing.”

Son: “But Mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.”


Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”


A newly 2 weeks married man told his wife “I think we’d better follow the family planning program, dear”

His wife said : “How come? I’ve already expecting, you know….”



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